Doctors Without Borders or Ode to a Cell Phone?
About a year and a half ago, my
fasciitis (heel-injury ouch) was acting up after months of my own doctoring. I turned to the Yellow Pages of my outdated
phone book and chose a podiatrist whose ad included explicit directions for
locating his office. I snipped the directions from the page, and booked an
appointment with a receptionist who naturally assumed I was referring to the
‘new’ phone book when I said I had found their ad in the Yellow Pages.
Amazingly, they were able to see me at 2 p.m. that very day. ‘Oh boy’ I thought
‘finally I’ll get some professional help.’
My dear
husband obligingly drove me , however we soon found ourselves in unfamiliar territory
and shot past the turn we should have taken.
It was a stormy day and we lost time due to the poor driving conditions.
Now we were running late. We made a
lengthy detour around the next block, only to realize there was absolutely
nowhere to park. I left the safety and warmth of the car to hoof it to the
podiatrist while my husband searched for somewhere to park.
The rain
and wind lashed me as I hobbled toward my destination, directions clutched in
my hand. Finally I reached the
advertised location and was greeted by an empty storefront. The podiatrist had relocated!
I stumbled
into the doorway of the next business.
There I was greeted by a masked figure,
raising its head from the hand of a customer. Startled, I took a moment
to realize I was in a salon. The manicurist mumbled something unintelligible in
response to my question about the podiatrist and gestured in the general
direction of several blocks north.
Again I
hobbled out into the weather but quickly ducked into a fast food outlet to
escape the storm, and asked if I might use their phone? A burly chef kindly dialed the number I
provided and in a moment I spoke with the receptionist, who apologized
profusely for any confusion about their new location and gave me the new
address.
Meanwhile,
one of the fast-food customers took an interest in my plight. He was unshaven but seemed to be a diamond in
the rough as he commented to me ‘That address is a couple of blocks from here –
I’ll give ya a ride’.
It was
late. I had no idea where my 91 year old husband might be. My 87 year old foot was really bugging me, so
I took a breath, faced the good Samaritan, and asked brightly ‘How do I know if
I can trust you?’.
He gave a hearty
laugh and said ‘Now lady, THAT is a silly question if I ever heard one!’
Gratefully,
but with apprehension, I clambered into
his questionable vehicle – its interior matched his exterior.
The first
block I thought to myself ‘What have I done? Why didn’t I just call a taxi?’
The second
block I thought ‘my son and daughter are going to kill me’’
The third
block I thought ‘they won’t have to kill me, this man is probably taking me to
an abandoned warehouse’
But my
fears quickly fled as my driver pulled up at the front door of the podiatrist,
gallantly opened the door and helped me alight from his ‘carriage’. Mentally, I patted myself on the back – ‘boy,
can I pick’em!’
The
receptionist greeted me warmly, assuring me she would let my husband know I had
arrived safely, if he should call to check on my whereabouts. The podiatrist emerged from his office
announcing he would gladly have retrieved me from the old location himself - now
that truly would have been ‘doctors without borders’!
Eventually
my harried husband arrived, having had his own adventures during which he too
had depended on the kindness of strangers with phones.
Maybe it IS
time to break down and get one of those cell phones after all…
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ReplyDeleteI Just wanted to revise my comment, but I should have done it at the preview stage! I really enjoyed the story of your adventure, and the very clever use of doctors without borders! So true...many of them seem to have boundaries, and sometimes even fences, these days.
ReplyDeleteI am also not a cell phone owner, but as in your podiatrist adventure, they probably would be a pretty handy thing to have. Let your fingers do the walking as they used to say....do they still say that?
Oh Auntie Lynette, you are brave and as lucky as they come. It brightens my heart to see that you trust your instincts and go with gusto even when some would question a person that has a certain "look". You see a diamond in the rough. Good on you. Glad it turned out okay and you lived to tell the tale. Love your blog.
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